Last night, at NYC’s Museum of Modern Art, an epic film debuted. Hailed by critics as the real-life Devil Wears Prada, fashionistas everywhere have been chomping their OPI polished nails in anticipation for The September Issue that officially comes out on August 28.
Well, folks, I scanned pictures of the premier and I would like to give an overall thumbs down to the fashions I saw on the red carpet. For a movie about the Empress of Fashion (aka Anna Wintour) I would have thought the outfits would have been flawless, fabulous, and anything but ordinary. I was wrong. Overall, I was underwhelmed.
Nevertheless, I made a best and worst list. I mean, they are so fun, I just can’t resist.



Although this dress is nothing extraordinary. It is beautiful and it fits model Jessica White like a gorgeous glove. I also love the popping gold color and the elegant detailing in the back. Oh and those shoes are the ultimate “business in the front; party in the back” style. Check out those fierce pink heels! Also check out that guy staring at her (haha!)



Whew! Those L E G S go on F O R E V E R! Sienna definitely turned heads in this barely there light-blue number. She looks fresh and carefree with minimal makeup and tousled locks. Oh, and those shades… Where can I get a pair, Sienna, dahlin?



Perhaps I am biased. I am not the biggest Renee fan (well, when she is outside of movies, she is an AMAZING actress). Anyway, she is looking a hot mess here. I mean, what is going on with her hair? Who did it? They should be fired. And that dress looks like a metallic tomato. Heavens, Renee! What was going on?! Anyway, her legs are really nice. So I’ll give her that.



Cassie is a very beautiful girl, isn’t she? I wonder who told her it was okay to shave half of her head. But that is only the tip of a very cold and boring iceberg. Black? Black?! This is The September Issue premier. Black is far too safe for an event this monumental. Besides, Cassie is bordering on dominatrix style with this one. And I am confused about the pants and the shoes and why they are connected.

All photos are from Fotoglif.

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Hey Clare. Great photos. Thanks for sharing those with us. I totally agree with your hits and misses. Jessica and Sienna both looked beautiful. I’m not a Renee fan at all. I hate Cassie’s hair or lack thereof.
jessica-AMAZING dress on her. she looks stunning. and the shoes are amazing as well. but not so much with the dress.
sienna-gorgeous. end of the story.
renee- you were so much more fun when you had your bridget jones look going on. a little more curve and a little less mess.
cassie- you aren’t edgy. please grow your hair back out. you’re pretty. so stop with the ugly.
andd the melania trump thing made me laugh =)
I couldn’t agree with you more! I don’t know why Cassie did that mess to her hair. I give props to people taking fashion to bold new heights, but ugly is ugly and that hairdo is ugly!
I love Jessica White. I think she is gorgeous. I’m not sure if I would have chosen those shoes, but I think they work.
Seriously, I think the most shocking event of the night must be Melania’s all over the place makeup job…you would think she would have a beauty team on staff….
I would love to shorten Jessica’s dress just a bit. Otherwise, I think it’s gorgeous!
You always have the best event reviews, I love it!! Sienna and Jessica definitely rule. I wish I had Sienna’s legs, they go forever long, like you said!
OMG! This was solely a FAB post!
Sienna’s soles and Jessica’s dress are to die for !!!
I love Sienna Millers dress. She always looks great. Although, her glasses probably weren’t the best choice for the occassion. Loads of celebrities are wearing those sunglasses and I can’t figure out whether I like them or not.
i must agree with your best dressed!!!!!!!!!! xxx
have a wonderful weekend honey!
Ooh I love those “party in the back” shoes!
And that is the perfect shade of dreamy baby blue.
Renee’s dress doesn’t really bother me, though her hair sure does!
Oh Cassie…I dig her gold necklace though. LOL @ why her pants and shoes are connected. haha.
Happy weekend, hon. xx
p.s. Miss Clare…guess who won the Love Hangover Tee?!?
Only Sienna could pair rose colored Lennon glasses with an ice blue mini and make it work. She looks divine. And Jessica’s heels? Pure candy.
I agree with you about Cassie’s hair…it’s something that has irked me since day one. I’m not sure if anyone has the ability to rock such an extreme hairstyle.
Love this post, darling! I totally agree with all of your selections, especially best dressed! Those shoes are spectacular!
xoxox,
CC
hmm i knod of like what renee wore…
cassie looks ridiculous and not edgy like she hoped .
lo e what sienna is wearing .. and the first choice of shoes … icant wait to see this film
several comments about this post…
1) the way you write is so funny!
2) LOVE love love that gold dress
3) renee’s dress was awful but her legs are super toned..at least they look good!
4) cant wait to see the sept. issue!
the outfits must have been pretty underwhelming if that’s what the best dressed was. i mean the dress is okay. i don’t think it goes very well with the shoes. i’m really excited for the movie! working in fashion sounds like such a dream.
Sienna has been dressing absolutely adorably lately! Poor Renee… beautiful & amazing actress, but she just doesn’t seem to get “it” when it comes to fashion, does she…
OK, I def. agree with you about everyone. Jessica White is stunning, as is Melania. Talk about being blessed with some great genes. Renee needs to fire her stylist (or get one?!) stat. She rarely looks good on the red carpet. So sad since she is very talented.
xo, Becs