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On August 22, 2009, on the the corner of Melrose Place and Melrose Ave. a terrible thing occured. Describing it with words seems a moot point. I will show you with pictures.
Never in all my days have I witnessed a premier where E V E R Y O N E looked bad. Lawd!
Animal prints are already a risky statement on the red (er, blue) carpet. However, when you add short, sparkly, tight, and red to the mix, there will inevitably be a problem. Ashlee looks wonderful given that she just had a baby. But this dress is actually kind of scary. Maybe a little to “wild” for my liking (corny joke, I know).
I wonder why such a gorgeous girl chose to wear a pleather dress to a premier. She looks like some kind of degenerate super hero. Unfortunately, we are aren’t the ones who need saving. Jessica, dahlin’, you aren’t a big star yet. First impressions do count. This impression was terrible. Better luck next time.
There is a simple explanation for what is going on here. This dress is actually incomplete. The designer wasn’t able to put a liner in it before the premier. However, Katie doesn’t mind. Wearing a completely see-through dress is totally fine with her. Ain’t no thing, ya’ll! Also, is it just me or does this dress remind you of a style that was very popular in the mid 90’s. The blue sparkles, the platform heels a la Spice Girls, and that silver clutch straight from Claire’s Boutique. Ahhh, the nostalgia…
I am willing to ignore Kelly’s orange skin and somewhat ill-fated tailoring job for just a moment. For an event as fashionably catastrophic as this a little touch of class goes a long way. Kelly gives us all a breath of fresh air with this gorgeous white get up.
Viva La Class, Ya’ll!
Whew, now that that’s over, we can all move on. The wonderful Keith from The Dino Lounge gave me an awsome award! He is definitely one of my favorite bloggers, so this was quite an honor. Please do check out his blog.
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I am continually amazed by the talent of my fellow fashion bloggers. You A L L are thebomb.com!
**All images in this post are courtesy of Fotoglif**