I am totally inspired by Stuff White People Like I think it is a great blog. So I decided that every Thursday I will do a Stuff Fashionistas Like post. It will allow me to poke fun at myself and hopefully give all of you a good laugh.
So folks, here it is, the inaugural post.
Any fashionista that’s worth her salt knows that overpriced, designer clothing is best bought 4 sizes too big, ripped, tattered, torn and preferably dirty.
Next, the fashionista must walk around, carry a large cup of Starbucks and look incredibly busy and fabulous. Also an oversized, dirty bag is needed for dramatic effect. However, no fashionista actually carries any items IN her bag. Oh no! That is blasphemy! You must carry the contents of your purse in your hands, looking awkward and unbalanced.
Once the homeless looking fashionista has reached her Range Rover, she must whip out her Blackberry and call her fellow fashionistas. They should then engage in conversations about how fashion forward and fabulous they are. As the homeless fashionista continues to drive she will contemplate writing a best-selling fashion book or fashion blog. These creative outlets will feature tons of photos of herself, models, actors and fellow fashionistas looking homeless. Other fashionistas from all over the world will both envy and love the homeless fashionista’s fashionable glory.
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Clare, great post! Haha.. and so true. Look forward to next week’s post.
xo, Becs
Oh nooooes! I feel like this was a slight (but hilariously accurate) jab at my two faves Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! Blasphemy!! haha
oh not to worry, Monique!! I LOVE me some MK&A… that’s why I like to poke fun at them
this is also known as the mary kate olsen look. LOL!
this is one look i’ll never be attracted to. btw “claire?! that’s a fat girls name!” had me rollin. i almost put that in my post today. breakfast club is the best.
haha yeah the mk loook is not my thing.
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Haha, this was hilarious: especially getting into the Range Rover bit! Its so true. You see so many ‘fashion forward’ celebrities in oversized clothes, with starbucks, running into their range rovers!
I can’t wait to see this post every week.
So great post !!!
*shakes head* i have never understood that trend… =_=
lol that’s funny ! what was she thinking . horrible .
i love the sarcasm in this post..it’s hilarious!
Haha good post- your wit is so funny
That blog IS hysterical!
Love this one ~ so true!
xoxox,
CC
Clare, you are too funny – and so right.
Happy weekend, love!
What a gross fashion statement. Honestly I do not call that fashion. Thanks for your comment on my princess post – I agree that true love does exist. Especially for this hopeless romantic.
Happy happy weekend!
Bahahaha. I’m gonna like your Thursday posts
ps; I just fed your fish a whole feast. Yes I am that bored.
Great post! You are funny. I totally agree with what you describe. I used to see a lot of people like that when I lived in L.A.
xoxo
B* a la Moda
Ahahha I just had a good laugh. That was funny! And I can’t wait to see more of these!
lol .. that is so hilarious .. i love the stuff white people like blog .. i love this idea too .. hope to see more
Seriously, I do not get it.
lol, it really doesn’t look chewed up…except for the hat…but there is a sort of awkwardness to her dress. I suppose if she were a little dirtier I would assume homelessness.
by “Dress” I mean clothing. You gotta be careful when replying to fashion blogs. -.-
I personally have never done the homeless look. I blame it on the fact I enjoy dressing up to much!
xxx
HAHAH. I love this post. I think the Starbucks cup is, really, an intergral part of a “homeless fashionista’s” look!
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Hey there. Great post. You always post such awesome and witty things here. Hope you’ve enjoyed the weekend. Cheers!
Haha that was great. it’s so true though. I really like the last 2 pictures. I guess homeless-looking style is just more comfortable and more “who cares”.
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This post is too funny. I have no idea why I love boho chic- I think it is because it reminds me of grunge and heroin chic.