October 8, 2009...10:06 pm

Stuff Fashionistas Like Thursday

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I am totally inspired by Stuff White People Like I think it is a great blog. So I decided that every Thursday I will do a Stuff Fashionistas Like post. It will allow me to poke fun at myself and hopefully give all of you a good laugh.

So folks, here it is, the inaugural post.

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Any fashionista that’s worth her salt knows that overpriced, designer clothing is best bought 4 sizes too big, ripped, tattered, torn and preferably dirty.

Next, the fashionista must walk around, carry a large cup of Starbucks and look incredibly busy and fabulous. Also an oversized, dirty bag is needed for dramatic effect. However, no fashionista actually carries any items IN her bag. Oh no! That is blasphemy! You must carry the contents of your purse in your hands, looking awkward and unbalanced.

Once the homeless looking fashionista has reached her Range Rover, she must whip out her Blackberry and call her fellow fashionistas. They should then engage in conversations about how fashion forward and fabulous they are. As the homeless fashionista continues to drive she will contemplate writing a best-selling fashion book or fashion blog. These creative outlets will feature tons of photos of herself, models, actors and fellow fashionistas looking homeless. Other fashionistas from all over the world will both envy and love the homeless fashionista’s fashionable glory.

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