My lovelies, I am gravely ill. I am can only surmise that I either have a cold, the flu, or SARS.
Although I may appear upbeat and happy as I gaily go to work and walk the streets of NYC. Inside, pathogens are slowly shutting down my upper respiratory system and all I really want to do is lie in bed and mentally draft my last will and testament.
However, my fashionable brethren, my frail condition will not stop me from wallowing in self pity on the blogosphere. Since fashion never dies, I would like to illustrate my sickness with a fashion editorial.
Around Monday I began feeling “off” if you will. So I naturally turned to tea and honey. Tea and honey is the fixer of all ailments from bodily sickness to just plain having a bad day. However, you will see later that tea and honey tragically failed me in my hour of need.
Next, I started sneezing… a lot. Then my nose started running and I started feeling cold all over. The smoke in the photo above is a metaphorical analogy illustrating my very life being sucked out of my body with each violent sneeze.
Then last night everything just got real bad. I started getting horrible aches and pains and my nose got really snotty and gross. Even my eyelashes hurt when I blinked! I took some Advil Severe Cold and Flu but I might as well have eaten two Smarties as the medication did absolutely nothing. I had to return to my old friend tea and honey. Tea and honey redeemed itself slightly by soothing me.
So that is basically what is going on with me today. What is going on with you, lovelies?