Winter has been going on for a solid five months. It is basically like I thought I moved to NYC, but instead I got lost and ended up in a large city in Alaska and no one has the heart to tell me I’m not in NYC.
I have been freezing my toosh off on side streets and rooftops since October to keep this blog chugging along. Let me tell you — I am so tired of seeing photos of myself in sweaters, tights, and black booties that I could just about lie down and die.
So let’s take a laugh break. Behold: Outfit Post Outtakes – Winter Edition
You’ll notice a lot of these photos involve me in full-on battle mode with the wind. Here, I am trying to get a great photo of the wind artfully whipping my skirt around. It didn’t really work at first, so here I am wrestling the elements to get myself back into some type of order.
Ah, here I am trying my very best to make a snow ball. I didn’t really participate in many outdoor sporting activities as a child (or ever in my life). Especially not those that involve snow. Warmth and comfort are my top priorities at all times. Snow is meant to be seen, not touched. Needless to say, I am still mastering the fine art of snow ball creation.
You guys. ONE LEG!!! I ONLY HAVE ONE LEG! I actually never ended up putting this outfit on the blog. Mostly because I hated how this look photographed. I am not sure why I thought it was a good idea to tuck that shirt into my skirt — but that’s neither here nor there now. The other reason this outfit never went live is because I was so disturbed by this photo. O.N.E.L.E.G. Where is my other leg, though? This photo is so scary!!
Happy forever winter, everybody!