The holidays are basically here. Though, I am giving you a major side eye if you have a tree up in your living room right now. Really? Let Thanksgiving happen, people. Eat some turkey and don’t rush things.
Now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk holiday essentials. Basically, the key to surviving the holiday season is to be nice, be well, and wear something memorable (in a good way). You would be shocked at how hard this can be to successfully execute. So I am here to help with one of my famous bulleted lists, y’all!
What you should buy (or dig out of your closet if you’re like me and refuse to buy something new — even though I’m a fashion blogger and buying new things is like the #1 main thing I am supposed to do. However, I would rather spend my money on $9 cups of soup from Hale and Hearty because NYC. So everyone needs to relax and pretend to be excited when I wear my critter sweaters over and over and over and over again.). Anyway:
- One holiday dress or skirt (you can buy another NYE dress if you’re getting super fancy, but there is no reason to buy multiple dresses for multiple Christmas parties.)
- Something sparkly. Shoes or jewels are best.
What you should bring:
Don’t show up to your holiday parties empty handed. Stock up on champagne and put the bottles in these burlap bags. Let your host keep the bag — though you will 100% be tempted to sneak said burlap bag back into your purse when no one is looking so you can re-gift it. Don’t do that. It’s rude.
What you should say:
Here are some key phrases to remember during the holidays.
- “Yes, I would like another glass of wine.”
- “No, thank you, I have eaten enough.”
- “Of course I want to watch Elf again!”
- “Unfortunately, I can’t make your holiday bake-off this year because I have forgotten how to bake — and anyway, the tv won’t let me leave.”
- “I would like exactly this item for Christmas (insert item — preferably with a link to buy).”
- “Yes, please include a gift receipt.”
- “I am not going to WalMart at 4am to buy that TV I don’t need.”
- “Put more rum in the eggnog.”
- “I will get dressed in something other than pajamas before I board my flight home for the holidays.”
- “I actually don’t feel that guilty for watching 16 straight hours of Netflix on Christmas. Do you have any eye drops, by any chance?”
- “Why yes, Whitney Houston’s heart stopping rendition of Do You Hear What I Hear? is on this Spotify Holiday playlist.”
The holidays are prime time to get sick. All the traveling, the little kids, and cold temps are recipe for a terrible cold. Don’t let sick happen to you.
- Be sure to eat healthily when possible. It’s hard, but if there is a salad, eat that instead of the green bean casserole. Also, does anyone actually like green bean casserole (or any casserole, for that matter)? Please sound off in the comments section below and explain yourself and your tastebuds.
- Take Airborne before you get on any form of public transport.
- Dress appropriately for the weather. That’s why I put tights on the bulleted list above. There are so many cute hosiery options out there, so no excuses. You should also wear a coat if you go outside. No matter how great your (one) holiday dress is.
- Drink something. Alcohol kills germs.
Be a good guest
- Help in the kitchen
- Don’t arrive empty handed
- Don’t start fights your family members — rude.
- Don’t be awkward/anti-social/anti-spirited.
Anything else to add, lovelies??