Oh my WORD! I haven’t blogged in forever! Which, in Clarabelle time, is about three days.
Because I have been gone for so long, I am sure you are dying to know what I have been up to.
See below. Very interesting stuff happening right now, folks.
at the present i am…
wearing: a borrowed black dress, a jean jacket, drug store tights and rain boots. Even though it only rained for like an hour today. Annoying.
listening: Recently I have been listening to a lot of 90′s Celine Dion. You know, The Power of Love and My Heart Will Go On. The good ones.
reading: The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro (Yes folks, it is possible to read books that are NOT 50 Shades of Grey. Gross.)
watching: You want to know what my new favorite show is? Suburgatory. HILARIOUS.
doing: Wedding planning. Yes, I am still planning this wedding. We are almost there, kids. Almost there.
loving: I love any time that’s not winter time. Can I get an ‘amen’?
hating: So here is the thing. I hate how men/boys sit with their legs spread wide open on the subway. They just sit down and relax like they are sitting on their dingy La-Z-Boy in their crappy apartment. Then I have to, like, make room for the spread. Which means I have to give up half of a seat that is rightfully mine so they can spread their stupid legs. Are you following me, y’all? I find this infuriating. I want to be like, close your legs, dude. I know what you are doing and trust me — it isn’t that big or that important.
wishing: I wish I had a hair dresser who was also my best friend so my hair would always looks amazing and I would also be entertained by their wit. I am assuming this hair dresser would be witty because all of my best friends are witty.
wanting: I really want a hot Krispy Kreme doughnut. Or seven doughnuts. But that might be going too far. So one is fine.
And you??
Remember this post? My friend Kyle superimposed Big Bird into this photo so my dream of sitting on a quintessential NYC stoop with a Sesame Street character finally came true.
